On the day of March 18th I must have been smoking crack. It’s the only possible explanation I have to toying with Mona Valentine’s feelings. Only suicidal people messed with Mona Valentine. You know how the saying goes. You mess with the bull, you get the horns. That idiom couldn’t be truer in the topsy-turvy world of Teenage Girl Land. But I guess you would have to tailor the lines for Mona. You mess with the bitch, you get the claws.